Red-isms

"Dee-wishes"
If it tastes good

"Fan-TAS-tic"
If he really likes it

"Hhh-wank you"
If he is grateful

" 's fragile"
If he's not allowed to handle it

" 's from the library"
If he's really, really not allowed to touch it (he destroyed a dvd box from the library, now is allowed to borrow them, but not allowed to carry around the boxes)

"my dipey's just fine"
If his diaper is, in fact, dirty, but he's not willing to stop what he's doing to let you change it

"I need to pee pee the potty"
If he's trying to stall at nap time, but sometimes he manages to actually go

"Bye MomMom, have fun!"
If he's really happy to be going to Kid Stuff at the Y

"I-i-i-i-i-i-i GOT you MomMom!"
If I'm making dinner and he wants to play with me, accompanied by an all out run and two handed push

"You can't get me!"
Come and get me!

"I hiding!"
He shouts with his head down behind the back pillows of the couch and his buns sticking out, my little ostrich knows that this is maybe his most adorable stalling tactic yet

"We need more spare-gus. You want more brumble sprouts?"
How he charms me and all the grandmother types at the grocery store

"lovey"
Really old, well loved cloth diaper

"Sissy"
That would be Annabella

"Dada got a dirty dipe? No! Mama got a dirty dipe? No! Sissy got a dirty dipe?"
A game played around the dinner table

I love this kid. He's got a million of them. He's got enough personality and opinions for three children. How lucky am I?